Climax of Confusion

Reblog with the most backhanded compliment that you have ever received.

amy—face:

aprilspink:

inbetweenthelineart:

adriaugh:

aintasuperhero:

doctorscience:

criminallyincompetent:

inboxwrites:

goddessofcheese:

maybethings:

moon-set:

beranyth:

pickastarondarkhorizon:

imperialimpala:

neutralgenius:

“I’m more of a skinny fat and you’re, well, not.”

“You’re pretty, but I wonder what you’d look like if you were thinner.”

After discussing effective ways of torture: “You’re like my mother.”

“Well aren’t you a pretty little hiefer.”

and

“I’m so tired of boys hitting on me, sometimes I wish I looked more like you.”

“You, for instance! You don’t LOOK like you’d be talented, whereas [your other classmates] Wyatt and Beth radiate greatness at fifty paces.”

“You’re so pretty! Now if you’d just straighten your hair.”

“You’re going to be so pretty when you lose weight.”

“Your intelligence makes up for your looks.”

“I’m glad you have such a high opinion of yourself. You don’t usually see that in girls your size.”

“if your face was pretty youd be really hot”

“Atleast you’re funny.”

“You look better when you wear glasses.”

“I’m sorry you didn’t get a bigger part, but there were just so many good people that tried out.”

and

“You could probably get a boyfriend if you went to a different school.”

“Oh wow, you look… different.”

“You’re just lucky you’re so smart. That’s all.”

“You’d make a great Drag Queen!”

(Source: unbindingme)