Climax of Confusion

licoriceplease:

leadandparchment:

icoulduseinsouciantmaybe:

on-stolen-time:

mypaintbynumberdreams:

amemusicale:

All of the important things in life I learned from the Princess Bride:

• Never get involved in a land war in Asia.
• Chocolate makes it go down easier.
• Men in masks are not to be trusted.
• The word of a Spaniard is no good.
• You won’t get such an offer from the eels.
• Inconceivable does not mean what you think it means.
• As you wish really means, I love you.
• Death cannot stop true love.
• If you rush a miracle man, you get a rotten miracle.
• Never go up against a Sicilian when death is on the line!

• Mostly dead means slightly alive.

• The only thing to do with a dead man is to go through his pockets and look for loose change.

• “To blave” means “to bluff”

• Life is pain. Anyone who says different is selling something.

• His name is Inigo Montoya. You killed his father. Prepare to die.

(Source: lovesmisery)